Rillmitripgom is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust wyrm.

Rillmitripgom created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillmitripgom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rillmitripgom, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Rillmitripgom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rillmitripgom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Never sing near badgers.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing mauve jumpers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.