Stanvedlit Konrullvil is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered skunk.

Stanvedlit Konrullvil created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanvedlit Konrullvil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stanvedlit Konrullvil, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stanvedlit Konrullvil's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Stanvedlit Konrullvil's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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