Fasvedsat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, moody eagle.

Fasvedsat created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasvedsat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fasvedsat, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fasvedsat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fasvedsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear green clothing.