Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, pitiless bat.

Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never paint your neck fawn.