Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, pitiless
bat.
Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fub Cityarfumrill Xentiggan in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Pray towards the west.
5. Never paint your neck fawn.