Getwikgethabwad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish duck.

Getwikgethabwad created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Getwikgethabwad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getwikgethabwad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Getwikgethabwad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Getwikgethabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Never feed grapes to squirrels while wearing dresses.
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