Danflowyamnurldunpandidfid
is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage
spider
.
Danflowyamnurldunpandidfid
created the planet Mars five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Danflowyamnurldunpandidfid
, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Danflowyamnurldunpandidfid
, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Danflowyamnurldunpandidfid's
most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Danflowyamnurldunpandidfid's Holy Commandments
1. Do not dye your hair magenta.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Put Danflowyamnurldunpandidfid first in all things.
5. Never bounce in holy places.
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