Righandoss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking mouse.

Righandoss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Righandoss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Righandoss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Righandoss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Righandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Run away from turquoise foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not stand on grass.