Flamdudmot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented ant.

Flamdudmot created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamdudmot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flamdudmot, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flamdudmot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flamdudmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near mice while wearing red dresses and balancing seven nickel spheres on your feet.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flamdudmot.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing pink tights.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.