Nigfebpigfon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable spider.

Nigfebpigfon created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigfebpigfon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nigfebpigfon, she will turn you into a frog.

Nigfebpigfon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nigfebpigfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nigfebpigfon.