Ragvan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful warg.

Ragvan created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ragvan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ragvan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ragvan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragvan.