Nadvilbug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate yak.

Nadvilbug created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nadvilbug, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nadvilbug, he will not care at all.

Nadvilbug's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nadvilbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Worship no other gods but Nadvilbug.