Ort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, contented dingo.

Ort created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ort, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ort, she will destroy your home solar system.

Ort's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ort's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six foxes approach from the east.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ort.