Fon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak seal.

Fon created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fon, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fon's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.