Bestteenarn Shavigapp is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, overgenerous bird.

Bestteenarn Shavigapp created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestteenarn Shavigapp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestteenarn Shavigapp, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bestteenarn Shavigapp's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bestteenarn Shavigapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.