Cadcaplagrillmutkar is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, irritating
snail.
Cadcaplagrillmutkar created energy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cadcaplagrillmutkar, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cadcaplagrillmutkar, he will turn you into a worm.
Cadcaplagrillmutkar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Cadcaplagrillmutkar's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Cadcaplagrillmutkar's priests.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never think about nucleic acids.
5. Always help grasshopers.