Neglak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing unicorn.

Neglak created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Neglak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Neglak, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Neglak's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Neglak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Neglak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Neglak loves otters, so they must be respected.