Misvabdibsas Komdusscub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciful goblin.

Misvabdibsas Komdusscub created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Misvabdibsas Komdusscub, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Misvabdibsas Komdusscub, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Misvabdibsas Komdusscub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Misvabdibsas Komdusscub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear mauve skirts.

5. Do not listen to music.