Wadkampin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient centaur.

Wadkampin created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadkampin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadkampin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wadkampin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wadkampin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Wadkampin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear black.

5. Hide from indigo otters for they are unholy.