Renfedhud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, temperamental sheep.

Renfedhud created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Renfedhud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Renfedhud, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Renfedhud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Renfedhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Run away if six voles approach from the south.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help porpoises.