Motsograt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful naga.

Motsograt created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motsograt, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Motsograt, she will torture you forever.

Motsograt's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Motsograt's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.