Limladhin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish bird.

Limladhin created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Limladhin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Limladhin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Limladhin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Limladhin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six otters approach from the west.

2. Hide if three snails approach from the north.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never hurt foxes.