Cannilstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage armadillo.

Cannilstaf created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cannilstaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cannilstaf, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cannilstaf's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cannilstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Always obey Cannilstaf's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.