Banmumsak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless dragon.

Banmumsak created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banmumsak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Banmumsak, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Banmumsak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Banmumsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Banmumsak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help mites.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.