Renwighugtar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable naga.

Renwighugtar created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Renwighugtar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Renwighugtar, he will manifest in front of you.

Renwighugtar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Renwighugtar's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the north.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never pour water over plants.