Litstragdubcit is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable
jaguar.
Litstragdubcit created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.
If you believe in
Litstragdubcit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Litstragdubcit, he will cry a lot.
Litstragdubcit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Litstragdubcit's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Litstragdubcit loves seals, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never talk about turtles.