Litstragdubcit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable jaguar.

Litstragdubcit created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Litstragdubcit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Litstragdubcit, he will cry a lot.

Litstragdubcit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Litstragdubcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Litstragdubcit loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about turtles.