Gad is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing
tortoise.
Gad created water four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gad, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Gad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Gad's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of peanuts to aardvarks while wearing purple tights.
2. Never write about comets.
3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gad on top of all buildings.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always help mice.