Yikgarjop is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional scorpion.

Yikgarjop created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikgarjop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikgarjop, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Yikgarjop's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yikgarjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never feed lots of beans to capybaras while wearing fawn coats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.