Mipbunpignil is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, thoughtless horse.

Mipbunpignil created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbunpignil, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mipbunpignil, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mipbunpignil's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mipbunpignil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mipbunpignil on top of all buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Always take life seriously.