Dogbangun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent cat.

Dogbangun created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbangun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dogbangun, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dogbangun's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dogbangun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven dogs approach from the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dogbangun.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.