Cepflysis is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful armadillo.

Cepflysis created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepflysis, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cepflysis, it will turn you into a duck.

Cepflysis' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cepflysis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about galaxies.