Febdapstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing penguin.

Febdapstrag created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febdapstrag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Febdapstrag, he will be very sad.

Febdapstrag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Febdapstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of moths.

2. Put Febdapstrag first in all things.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Febdapstrag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shave your neck.