Fligjapdogtab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, annoying finch.

Fligjapdogtab created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligjapdogtab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fligjapdogtab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fligjapdogtab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fligjapdogtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Never feed lots of onions to monkeys while wearing green jumpers.