Yaksisteen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, wise rat.

Yaksisteen created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaksisteen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yaksisteen, it will turn you into a worm.

Yaksisteen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yaksisteen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six monkeys approach from the north.

2. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yaksisteen.