Yakbincar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental hare.

Yakbincar created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbincar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yakbincar, she will turn you into a frog.

Yakbincar's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yakbincar's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face pink.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Yakbincar loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Do not commit murder.