Safyakcap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast turtle.

Safyakcap created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safyakcap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Safyakcap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Safyakcap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Safyakcap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three dogs approach from the west.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Safyakcap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Do not speak about carrots.