Janmutgupceb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous clam.

Janmutgupceb created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janmutgupceb, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Janmutgupceb, it will turn you into a tree.

Janmutgupceb's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Janmutgupceb's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.