Citmatzim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm armadillo.

Citmatzim created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citmatzim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Citmatzim, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Citmatzim's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Citmatzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about bats.