Lid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating rat.

Lid created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Lid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.