Paklarg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, charitable naga.

Paklarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paklarg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Paklarg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Paklarg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Paklarg's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always obey Paklarg's priests.

5. Never go into black rooms.