Nuttgebhub is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, moody porpoise.

Nuttgebhub created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgebhub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttgebhub, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nuttgebhub's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nuttgebhub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five eagles approach from the south.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not make images of living things.