Nabbushas is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable mouse.

Nabbushas created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nabbushas, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nabbushas, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nabbushas' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nabbushas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.