Gubsafab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient slug.

Gubsafab created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubsafab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubsafab, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gubsafab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gubsafab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.