Gambossquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet faun.

Gambossquaf created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Gambossquaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gambossquaf, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gambossquaf's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gambossquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.