Latmisged is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless wombat.

Latmisged created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Latmisged, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Latmisged, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Latmisged's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Latmisged's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Latmisged loves eagles, so they must be respected.