Natlarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish eagle.

Natlarn created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natlarn, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Natlarn, he will throw large rocks at you.

Natlarn's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Natlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natlarn.