Tamflowstig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable mongoose.

Tamflowstig created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamflowstig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tamflowstig, he will make you grow a tail.

Tamflowstig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tamflowstig's Holy Commandments

1. Tamflowstig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing cyan kilts and balancing three nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never sing in the presence of geese.