Diblistlan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented swan.

Diblistlan created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Diblistlan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Diblistlan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Diblistlan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Diblistlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not keep six squirrels in a large pit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Diblistlan.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never look at comets.