Mabdossvog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless ferret.

Mabdossvog created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabdossvog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabdossvog, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mabdossvog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mabdossvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide from blue shrews for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.