Limgofpib is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, overgenerous eagle.

Limgofpib created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limgofpib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limgofpib, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Limgofpib's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Limgofpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to gulls while wearing shorts.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limgofpib.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.