Yikbissfit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered jellyfish.

Yikbissfit created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbissfit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yikbissfit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yikbissfit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yikbissfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never paint your arms black.